joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself. (via uncongenial)

guy:

do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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